Whilst our fifth birthday is the 15th of December this (absolutely ridiculous) birthday episode turned into a two parter so we’re dropping part one a week early. The topic for this episode is a call back to an old joke that Mark made way back in February 2018 when we interviewed the wonderful Jonah Matranga. In an attempt at “banter”, he said that Motley Crue were better than Kiss. The reality is of course that Mark has no strong feelings on this, but Chris had VERY strong feelings about it and has brought it up a whole bunch ever since. So in an effort to get to the bottom of this absurd question, we asked Dave to come back and defend Motley Crue whilst Chris defends Kiss. Mark has made a spreadsheet in order to try and make it somewhat objective. The result is, of course, hilarious. In part one we talk about their discography and legacy, amongst a bunch of other topics.